Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Domino's Obituary

Domino’s was found dead in his home in Ann Arbor, Michigan yesterday from a massive heart attack.  He was just 51 years old.  He is survived by his only son, Domino's jr.  With the economy in dire straits the last couple of years, Domino’s had been feeling the stress and anxiety about declining sales.  He made many efforts to increase sales through better advertising and adding healthier ingredients to the items on his menu. He had high hopes of being the #1 pizza chain in the world. However, his heart could not handle the stress.  Domino's got his start many years ago making Pizzas and has been a staple in the hearts and stomachs of many people around the world since. He even added several items to his menu throughout the years including pastas and chicken wings.  Domino's spent many nights visiting with people around the world feeding them and making them happy.  Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Papa John’s pizza chains have responded about the news of Domino’s untimely death by heavily saturating the market with discounted pizza prices and coupons for free slices of their specialty pizzas.  It is an all out war between these companies to obtain the customers that Domino’s has now lost.  Who will take Domino’s place? Will Domino's jr. take over the company and continue his father's legacy within the Pizza industry? It remains to be seen. Domino’s will be missed by many college students, busy moms and hungry families all around the world.  Domino’s was working hard on a “come-back” in the pizza industry and was even consulting with and working with the NOID about doing some new commercials for Domino’s company in the coming year.  Rest in peace Domino’s – you almost made your come-back before your untimely passing.  Services will be held Friday at the Pizza Pie Funeral home. 

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